The Gamaaru Blog

DVD Players in Jail

gamaaru — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 16:23:19 +0000

The police found explosive devices hidden inside DVD players in jail today. That’s right. Hidden inside DVD players! When they are not hiding their explosives in them, I bet they have them hooked up to their big screen televisions and surround sound systems.

I think I seriously need to reconsider my imagination about what our jails are like, and the meaning of punishment itself.

There are no Gays in the Maldives

gamaaru — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 07:41:56 +0000

I’m kidding. The only problem with gays is that they are so insecure about their sexuality they go to great extents trying to prove that there is nothing wrong with them. Seriously boys. Nothing is wrong with you and the majority of the society has no issue with you. Like the elders say, “firihen kulhi akee kulhey echcheh nooney… firihen kulhi akee kulhevey echchekey”. So, like I said, no big deal as long as you leave the children out of it.

Now go back to doing what you were doing. Or call me a closetet gay (aww).

Laws of Physics obey Himeyn Ingilaabu

gamaaru — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 06:44:05 +0000

I find it funny that Himeyn Ingilaabu actually believes and tries to make their readers believe that some actions by political parties, foreign governments and perhaps even wild animals are made in direct response to them. In this respect they are no different from Adhaalath. I will not be surprised to find a headline tomorrow that says something like “machchah elli gaa buri Himeyn Ingilaabeen ge govaalumaa eggothah emburi bimah vettijje”.

It’s Raining Atheists

gamaaru — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 16:29:33 +0000

Question: What’s crazier than a bunch of bearded guys spreading nonsense?

Answer: A bunch of non-bearded guys fighting the bearded guys with even more nonsense.